1 00:01:10,707 --> 00:01:12,640 I don't know why this can't wait until I'm back. 2 00:01:12,774 --> 00:01:15,017 Because you'll be jet lagged and won't want to come into town 3 00:01:15,041 --> 00:01:17,116 and you'll end up in no shoes to wear to the wedding. 4 00:01:17,140 --> 00:01:19,140 - You know, how about those? - No. 5 00:01:19,239 --> 00:01:20,840 - What's wrong with them? - Horrible. 6 00:01:20,974 --> 00:01:23,306 - What's horrible about 'em? - Everything. 7 00:01:23,439 --> 00:01:25,372 It's just a basic, black shoe, isn't it? 8 00:01:25,507 --> 00:01:27,707 - Exactly. - I can't get anything right. 9 00:01:27,840 --> 00:01:29,272 You could let me wear my trainers. 10 00:01:29,406 --> 00:01:30,483 You're not wearing your trainers. 11 00:01:30,507 --> 00:01:32,406 Why not? They're black. 12 00:01:32,540 --> 00:01:36,139 Hardly. T-pexed all over with that awful morbid rubbish. 13 00:01:36,272 --> 00:01:38,007 It's not rubbish! It's Metallica. 14 00:01:38,139 --> 00:01:39,607 It's not appropriate for a wedding. 15 00:01:39,740 --> 00:01:41,674 It's poetry. People read poems at weddings. 16 00:01:41,807 --> 00:01:43,840 Why don't I get some new trainers, then? 17 00:01:43,974 --> 00:01:45,840 You are wearing proper shoes to this wedding. 18 00:01:45,974 --> 00:01:47,694 A wedding of two people I've never even met. 19 00:01:47,807 --> 00:01:49,716 You have met them, actually, Daniel, when you were two, 20 00:01:49,740 --> 00:01:51,674 Judith saved you from choking on a grape. 21 00:01:51,807 --> 00:01:53,139 I don't remember. 22 00:01:53,272 --> 00:01:55,473 It was rather frightening, actually. 23 00:01:55,607 --> 00:01:58,840 Your face went blue and your eyes sort of bugged out. 24 00:01:58,974 --> 00:02:01,372 - Have that, then. - Nope. 25 00:02:10,406 --> 00:02:14,306 - Is it nice? - Mmm! 26 00:02:14,439 --> 00:02:17,139 - Could I have a little corner? - Every time! 27 00:02:17,205 --> 00:02:18,405 Why don't you get your own one? 28 00:02:18,507 --> 00:02:21,239 Just a tiny bit off the end, there? 29 00:02:21,372 --> 00:02:22,507 - No icing. - Okay. 30 00:02:34,139 --> 00:02:35,473 So six weeks in Florida, 31 00:02:35,607 --> 00:02:37,205 what you most looking forward to? 32 00:02:37,339 --> 00:02:39,406 What if the baby's born whilst I'm there? 33 00:02:39,540 --> 00:02:41,205 How you feel about becoming a big brother? 34 00:02:41,339 --> 00:02:43,406 Half-brother. 35 00:02:43,540 --> 00:02:45,660 If I'm his half brother, then what does that make you? 36 00:02:45,740 --> 00:02:47,239 Well, nothing, really. 37 00:02:47,372 --> 00:02:50,473 Half... step-mum. 38 00:02:50,607 --> 00:02:52,507 No, no, I'm just the baby's father's ex-wife, 39 00:02:52,640 --> 00:02:56,874 I've nothing to do with it... him or her, I should say. 40 00:02:57,007 --> 00:02:58,583 You were desperate for a little brother or sister 41 00:02:58,607 --> 00:03:01,440 - when you were younger. - So? 42 00:03:01,574 --> 00:03:04,272 I thought you would be more excited. 43 00:03:04,407 --> 00:03:05,550 They'll probably name it something stupid 44 00:03:05,574 --> 00:03:08,574 and American, like... Brooke. 45 00:03:08,707 --> 00:03:10,574 Daniel, that's not very nice. 46 00:03:10,707 --> 00:03:12,007 Or Brie. 47 00:03:12,139 --> 00:03:14,740 Candy. 48 00:03:14,874 --> 00:03:19,272 Yeah. 49 00:03:19,407 --> 00:03:21,272 Guess what the temperature is in Florida. 50 00:03:21,407 --> 00:03:24,205 - Ooh, high, I bet, is it? - I said guess. 51 00:03:24,339 --> 00:03:29,774 - Well, it'd be hot... 31, 32? - 30. 52 00:03:29,907 --> 00:03:32,473 Hmm, still, that's warm. 53 00:03:32,607 --> 00:03:34,327 Are you sure you have enough summer clothes? 54 00:03:34,407 --> 00:03:35,550 You'll bake in black, you know? 55 00:03:35,574 --> 00:03:39,239 They got air conditioning. 56 00:03:39,373 --> 00:03:40,840 Can I do the gears? 57 00:03:40,974 --> 00:03:42,907 - No. - Why not? 58 00:03:43,040 --> 00:03:45,006 Because you can't drive. 59 00:03:45,139 --> 00:03:48,172 - Ky's mum lets him. - Hmm. 60 00:03:48,306 --> 00:03:50,040 You're always telling me to try new things. 61 00:03:50,172 --> 00:03:51,740 You know that's not what I mean. 62 00:03:51,874 --> 00:03:54,540 - What do you mean, then? - Oh, I don't know, Daniel. 63 00:03:54,674 --> 00:03:56,740 Olives? 64 00:03:56,874 --> 00:03:59,507 Dad's going to let me drive his convertible MG in Florida. 65 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:03,840 Well, you're not driving the Vauxhall Astra here. 66 00:04:07,840 --> 00:04:09,674 Hello, Riley! 67 00:04:11,172 --> 00:04:12,740 Daniel, could you get that? 68 00:04:21,840 --> 00:04:26,040 Hello? Hello? 69 00:04:26,172 --> 00:04:29,707 I think they've hung u... oh, hello, Bernie. 70 00:04:29,840 --> 00:04:32,407 Fine, yes, thank you and... 71 00:04:32,540 --> 00:04:34,607 Yes. 72 00:04:39,407 --> 00:04:43,440 No, you have to do what you feel is... 73 00:04:43,574 --> 00:04:47,507 Um, actually, it's best if I do. 74 00:04:47,640 --> 00:04:49,507 Daniel. 75 00:04:49,640 --> 00:04:53,139 Sorry, it's just he doesn't really like Danny. 76 00:04:53,205 --> 00:04:54,874 I will. 77 00:04:55,006 --> 00:04:56,740 Okay. 78 00:04:56,874 --> 00:04:58,840 You too, bye now. 79 00:05:08,139 --> 00:05:10,139 What does she want? 80 00:05:10,273 --> 00:05:11,940 - Would you like a cup of tea? - No. 81 00:05:12,139 --> 00:05:14,607 What did she say? 82 00:05:14,740 --> 00:05:21,540 Um, your dad and Bernie, well... there... it's a... 83 00:05:21,674 --> 00:05:24,574 it's a bit tricky, but... with the baby due so soon 84 00:05:24,707 --> 00:05:26,807 they're feeling a little overwhelmed. 85 00:05:26,940 --> 00:05:29,181 - They don't want me to come. - No, it isn't that they don't 86 00:05:29,205 --> 00:05:33,139 want you, it's... bad timing. 87 00:05:33,273 --> 00:05:34,616 They're gonna re-arrange in a few months 88 00:05:34,640 --> 00:05:38,040 and that way you can meet the new arrival. 89 00:05:38,172 --> 00:05:40,807 So I'm afraid you're stuck with boring old me for six weeks, 90 00:05:40,940 --> 00:05:44,473 but we'll have fun. 91 00:05:44,607 --> 00:05:47,640 I'm sorry, love, I know how disappointed you must be. 92 00:07:52,707 --> 00:07:54,640 Get a load of these puppies... 93 00:07:54,773 --> 00:07:57,054 this, my friend, is what happens when man becomes machine. 94 00:07:57,140 --> 00:07:58,607 Since when do you lift weights? 95 00:07:58,740 --> 00:08:00,440 Since I've been getting a date tonight. 96 00:08:00,574 --> 00:08:02,254 And you're go ice skating with your cousin. 97 00:08:02,340 --> 00:08:04,006 Yeah, but she's bringing her fit friend. 98 00:08:04,140 --> 00:08:06,307 So it's not a date. 99 00:08:06,440 --> 00:08:08,173 I think this calls for the hat. 100 00:08:11,407 --> 00:08:13,507 You might want to put a top on first. 101 00:08:13,640 --> 00:08:16,906 - What's Skull Slayer? - It's the name of my band. 102 00:08:17,040 --> 00:08:19,200 - But you don't have a band. - I know, but when I do... 103 00:08:19,307 --> 00:08:20,940 Well, how is that going to work? 104 00:08:21,140 --> 00:08:23,507 - Do you play an instrument? - I'm gonna be the front man. 105 00:08:23,640 --> 00:08:27,307 Well, that sounds extremely plausible. 106 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:29,206 Is Daniel ready? 107 00:08:29,340 --> 00:08:32,940 Sorry to hear about his Florida trip... oh! 108 00:08:33,140 --> 00:08:35,340 You must've been looking forward to a bit of you time. 109 00:08:35,473 --> 00:08:37,607 Well, these things happen. 110 00:08:37,739 --> 00:08:41,140 Hmm. Hope you didn't have to cancel any nice plans. 111 00:08:41,240 --> 00:08:44,040 My only plan was to clear out the loft... a bit sad, isn't it? 112 00:08:44,173 --> 00:08:48,140 Oh, no, a clear-out can be fantastically therapeutic... 113 00:08:48,206 --> 00:08:50,706 clear loft, clear head. 114 00:08:50,839 --> 00:08:54,906 Daniel seems quite philosophical about it all, though. 115 00:08:55,041 --> 00:08:58,407 Does he? I think he's quite disappointed, to be honest. 116 00:08:58,540 --> 00:09:00,607 Daniel! 117 00:09:00,739 --> 00:09:04,473 He said he does understand his dad and step-mum's situation... 118 00:09:04,607 --> 00:09:06,273 we had a good chat about it at lunch. 119 00:09:06,407 --> 00:09:08,706 He's very mature for his age. 120 00:09:08,839 --> 00:09:11,307 Gosh, that's very... 121 00:09:11,440 --> 00:09:14,206 Well, what a nice thing to hear. 122 00:09:14,340 --> 00:09:16,173 Don't you think so? 123 00:09:16,307 --> 00:09:19,340 Yeah, I mean, of course his... 124 00:09:19,473 --> 00:09:21,607 yeah, it's different when they're yours, isn't it? 125 00:09:21,739 --> 00:09:23,839 You see all the bad moods as well as... 126 00:09:23,973 --> 00:09:26,240 Daniel, love! 127 00:09:26,373 --> 00:09:28,173 I'm coming! 128 00:09:31,739 --> 00:09:36,706 Isn't all that energy just so... terrific? 129 00:10:15,173 --> 00:10:17,773 Hi, boy. 130 00:10:25,839 --> 00:10:28,540 Don't tell me you ain't got dressed all day? 131 00:10:28,673 --> 00:10:29,940 I didn't have any clean clothes. 132 00:10:30,073 --> 00:10:31,407 Or taken Riley for a walk. 133 00:10:31,540 --> 00:10:33,639 I was going to, after lunch. 134 00:10:33,773 --> 00:10:35,316 It's five o'clock! And what are you eating? 135 00:10:35,340 --> 00:10:37,007 Is that ketchup? 136 00:10:37,140 --> 00:10:39,106 Yeah, we've run out of everything else. 137 00:10:39,240 --> 00:10:41,974 Will it kill ya to go to the shops? 138 00:10:42,106 --> 00:10:43,606 I don't have any money, do I? 139 00:10:43,739 --> 00:10:45,440 No clean clothes, no food, no money, 140 00:10:45,574 --> 00:10:49,540 - oh, but plenty of excuses. - Just the facts. 141 00:10:49,673 --> 00:10:52,639 Since you're so keen on facts, here are a few for you. 142 00:10:52,773 --> 00:10:54,941 I've been at work all day, I come home to find you 143 00:10:55,073 --> 00:10:57,606 still in your pajamas, the poor dog scratching at the door, 144 00:10:57,739 --> 00:10:59,416 and instead of saying, "Hello, mum, how was your day, 145 00:10:59,440 --> 00:11:00,941 would you like a cup of tea?" 146 00:11:01,073 --> 00:11:02,917 You blame me for the fact you're too bloomin' lazy 147 00:11:02,941 --> 00:11:05,206 to do a single thing for yourself. 148 00:11:05,340 --> 00:11:07,140 Have you finished nagging, mother? 149 00:11:07,273 --> 00:11:08,941 Do not talk to me like that. 150 00:11:09,140 --> 00:11:11,639 Then don't be a bitch! 151 00:11:11,773 --> 00:11:14,407 I don't want to be here, do I? I want to be in Florida, 152 00:11:14,540 --> 00:11:17,806 where I'm supposed to be, with dad! 153 00:11:38,407 --> 00:11:40,340 Morning! 154 00:11:40,473 --> 00:11:42,173 I've had a wonderful idea. 155 00:11:42,307 --> 00:11:43,787 You're going to look for a summer job. 156 00:11:44,773 --> 00:11:46,440 This morning you can work on your CV 157 00:11:46,573 --> 00:11:48,307 and hand it out this afternoon. 158 00:11:48,440 --> 00:11:50,140 - Okay. - I don't want any arguments, 159 00:11:50,273 --> 00:11:51,682 I want you to get on and do it, please. 160 00:11:51,706 --> 00:11:54,206 I said okay. 161 00:11:54,340 --> 00:11:58,206 Oh. Good. 162 00:11:58,340 --> 00:12:00,440 Have a nice day, love. 163 00:12:15,273 --> 00:12:18,206 - Mr. Porter, isn't it? - Uh... 164 00:12:18,340 --> 00:12:20,007 We met at Daniel's parency thing. 165 00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:21,907 Yes, of course. 166 00:12:22,041 --> 00:12:25,739 Bagnold, Daniel Bagnold, is my son... 10J. 167 00:12:25,874 --> 00:12:30,440 Very nice to see you again... Daniel Bagnold's mum. 168 00:12:30,573 --> 00:12:33,840 Sue. It always does that silly thing. 169 00:12:33,974 --> 00:12:35,983 Maybe I ought to put it on back to front to start with, 170 00:12:36,007 --> 00:12:39,407 then it might turn itself the right way around. 171 00:12:39,539 --> 00:12:42,673 So, Sue, is Daniel enjoying his summer holidays? 172 00:12:42,806 --> 00:12:45,606 Not really. He was meant to be visiting his father in Florida, 173 00:12:45,739 --> 00:12:48,140 but let's just say Bob isn't the most reliable. 174 00:12:48,273 --> 00:12:50,373 Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. 175 00:12:50,506 --> 00:12:52,407 It's pretty tough on Daniel. 176 00:12:52,539 --> 00:12:54,773 Well, it's not easy on you either, I'd imagine. 177 00:12:54,907 --> 00:12:58,173 Oh, well, we muddle through. 178 00:12:58,307 --> 00:13:01,307 Oh, American history, is that your specialty? 179 00:13:01,440 --> 00:13:05,307 Oh, no, I'm cramming, actually. 180 00:13:05,439 --> 00:13:07,506 Just been lumped with a new A-level syllabus... 181 00:13:07,639 --> 00:13:09,749 some of this stuff I haven't done since my student days. 182 00:13:09,773 --> 00:13:12,140 I'm a World War II man, truth be told. 183 00:13:12,273 --> 00:13:14,573 Five weeks to cover 400 years, 184 00:13:14,706 --> 00:13:16,007 what do you reckon, sound doable? 185 00:13:16,140 --> 00:13:18,206 With time to spare, I'd say. 186 00:13:18,340 --> 00:13:22,774 Ah, I like your spirit, Sue Bagnold. 187 00:13:22,907 --> 00:13:24,673 Just these three you wanted to borrow? 188 00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:28,439 As it happens, I'd rather like 189 00:13:28,573 --> 00:13:31,639 to borrow you for an evening, too. 190 00:13:31,774 --> 00:13:33,854 Presume there's a slightly different system for that. 191 00:13:33,974 --> 00:13:37,506 Me? Uh, uh, that's very... gosh, uh... 192 00:13:37,639 --> 00:13:40,007 Well, where do these blessed things go? 193 00:13:40,173 --> 00:13:43,573 Dinner? Glass of wine, maybe two? 194 00:13:43,706 --> 00:13:47,140 That would be... yeah, very nice. 195 00:13:47,273 --> 00:13:49,840 There we go. 196 00:13:49,974 --> 00:13:52,373 Due back on the 19th. 197 00:13:52,506 --> 00:13:53,941 There you are, Mr. Porter. 198 00:13:54,140 --> 00:13:56,539 Call me Douglas, please. 199 00:13:56,673 --> 00:14:00,472 - Douglas. - And call me, please. 200 00:14:02,307 --> 00:14:05,740 - My number. - Thank you. 201 00:14:05,874 --> 00:14:09,041 But first, I have a date with the founding fathers. 202 00:14:09,173 --> 00:14:10,573 Don't do anything I wouldn't do. 203 00:15:01,339 --> 00:15:03,206 Anything else? 204 00:15:03,339 --> 00:15:05,639 Uh, cheeseburger, fries and a coke. 205 00:15:05,774 --> 00:15:08,573 - Wanna go large for 60p? - Uh, yeah, all right. 206 00:15:37,640 --> 00:15:40,573 - Any luck today, love? - No. 207 00:15:40,707 --> 00:15:43,273 - Where did you ask? - Everywhere. 208 00:15:43,406 --> 00:15:46,007 - Did you have a news agent? - I searched everywhere. 209 00:15:46,140 --> 00:15:50,674 - Were you wearing that t-shirt? - Why? 210 00:15:50,807 --> 00:15:54,206 Uh, perhaps it doesn't make a great first impression. 211 00:15:54,339 --> 00:15:56,240 You told me to show my CV and I did. 212 00:15:56,372 --> 00:15:57,783 You told me to hand it around town, and I did. 213 00:15:57,807 --> 00:15:59,740 Why are you still having a go at me? 214 00:15:59,874 --> 00:16:01,448 I'm not having a go, I'm just wondering whether you might have 215 00:16:01,472 --> 00:16:03,140 a better chance if you wore something 216 00:16:03,272 --> 00:16:06,941 - that isn't quite so gruesome. - That's discrimination. 217 00:16:07,140 --> 00:16:10,339 It isn't discrimination, Daniel, it's just common sense. 218 00:16:10,472 --> 00:16:12,716 If someone comes into your shop wearing a t-shirt with a man 219 00:16:12,740 --> 00:16:14,780 being electrocuted on it, he might wonder whether... 220 00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:16,983 It's discrimination to judge someone based on their beliefs. 221 00:16:17,007 --> 00:16:19,206 Music is my religion. 222 00:16:19,339 --> 00:16:21,140 You're being facetious... I'm trying to help. 223 00:16:21,272 --> 00:16:23,140 You're saying I looked gruesome. 224 00:16:23,206 --> 00:16:27,674 I didn't say you looked gruesome, I said your t-shirt. 225 00:16:27,807 --> 00:16:29,306 You know what, I'm too tired for this. 226 00:16:29,439 --> 00:16:31,041 - Go to bed, then. - I will... 227 00:16:31,173 --> 00:16:32,515 - pizza is in the freezer. - I'm not hungry. 228 00:16:32,539 --> 00:16:35,874 Well, there's a first time for everything. 229 00:17:33,439 --> 00:17:35,439 So, nothing happened with this girl, then. 230 00:17:35,574 --> 00:17:37,506 - She was into me. - Was she, though? 231 00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:39,807 She's only human, isn't she? 232 00:17:39,941 --> 00:17:42,774 You're such a bullshitter, I bet you didn't even talk to her. 233 00:17:42,907 --> 00:17:45,339 I was going to say, I saw her at this new band Skull Slayer, 234 00:17:45,472 --> 00:17:47,415 - going to be the front man? - Fuck off, no you didn't. 235 00:17:47,439 --> 00:17:49,807 Yeah, you just can't wait to see me in action. 236 00:17:49,941 --> 00:17:51,348 The joke's on you because I just might be joining a band. 237 00:17:51,372 --> 00:17:54,140 Sure, sure. 238 00:17:56,674 --> 00:17:59,372 - Who, then? - You don't know them. 239 00:17:59,507 --> 00:18:01,448 - Do they go to our school? - I said you didn't know them. 240 00:18:01,472 --> 00:18:03,439 'Cause that doesn't make sense. 241 00:18:03,574 --> 00:18:05,774 Well, I guess you're just going to have to wait and see. 242 00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:09,840 I can handle the noise, just about. 243 00:18:09,974 --> 00:18:11,574 It's the wolf-whistles 244 00:18:11,707 --> 00:18:14,840 every time I leave the house I can't stand. 245 00:18:14,974 --> 00:18:17,239 I hope they don't bother you. 246 00:18:17,372 --> 00:18:19,740 I don't think anyone's ever wolf-whistled at me. 247 00:18:19,874 --> 00:18:21,874 I should probably take it as a bit of a compliment. 248 00:18:24,941 --> 00:18:28,574 Has anyone ever told you what pretty eyes you have? 249 00:18:28,707 --> 00:18:32,272 Would you mind? 250 00:18:32,406 --> 00:18:35,707 Oh, my goodness. Look at you! 251 00:18:35,840 --> 00:18:40,640 - May I? - They're probably quite strong. 252 00:18:40,774 --> 00:18:43,239 I don't think I've got quite the right head shape for these. 253 00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:45,272 - No? - Too angular. 254 00:18:45,406 --> 00:18:48,372 Not lovely and round like yours. 255 00:18:48,507 --> 00:18:52,674 But seriously, Sue, do you ever wear contacts? 256 00:18:52,807 --> 00:18:56,406 Such a shame to hide those beauties away. 257 00:18:56,540 --> 00:18:59,674 I like your bangle, is it bamboo? 258 00:18:59,807 --> 00:19:01,907 Isn't it fab? 259 00:19:02,139 --> 00:19:04,306 It's actually Nepalese teak. 260 00:19:53,607 --> 00:19:57,040 Hello. 261 00:19:57,172 --> 00:19:58,941 Yes, hello, hi, is that Mr. Douglas? 262 00:19:59,139 --> 00:20:00,774 Speaking. 263 00:20:00,907 --> 00:20:02,540 It's Sue, we met the other day at the... 264 00:20:02,674 --> 00:20:05,774 Sorry, hello? 265 00:20:05,907 --> 00:20:08,473 Daniel? Hang on, I think Daniel's trying to... 266 00:20:08,607 --> 00:20:12,040 Ah, Sue, Sue Bagnold, Daniel in 10J's lovely mum. 267 00:20:12,172 --> 00:20:14,373 Mr. Porter? 268 00:20:14,507 --> 00:20:19,407 Daniel, I'm on the phone, love. 269 00:20:19,540 --> 00:20:23,006 I'm so sorry, Mister... Douglas, can I call you back? 270 00:20:23,139 --> 00:20:26,205 - Sure, speak soon. - Bye. 271 00:20:33,205 --> 00:20:35,373 I'm putting the kettle on, would you like a cup of tea? 272 00:20:35,507 --> 00:20:37,148 Why were you on the phone to my history teacher? 273 00:20:37,172 --> 00:20:37,907 Douglas came into the library... 274 00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:39,941 Douglas? 275 00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:43,172 You didn't really think his first name was "Mister". 276 00:20:43,306 --> 00:20:45,306 Anyway, we got chatting and thought 277 00:20:45,440 --> 00:20:47,974 - it might be nice to meet up. - What, like a date? 278 00:20:48,105 --> 00:20:50,973 - Well, dinner. - Ugh. 279 00:20:51,105 --> 00:20:52,607 Is it so hard to believe 280 00:20:52,740 --> 00:20:54,316 someone might want to go on a date with me? 281 00:20:54,340 --> 00:20:57,440 - Yes. - Well, thanks very much. 282 00:20:57,574 --> 00:21:00,272 Daniel, this is really not a big deal. 283 00:21:00,407 --> 00:21:02,507 We just had a bit of a flirt, I suppose. 284 00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:05,306 Oh! Please stop talking now. 285 00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:06,850 If it makes you feel uncomfortable... 286 00:21:06,874 --> 00:21:09,307 - It does. - Then we can talk about it. 287 00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:11,239 Talking about it makes me uncomfortable! 288 00:21:11,373 --> 00:21:15,707 Okay, okay, I'll leave it for the moment. 289 00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:17,740 But when you're ready you know where I am. 290 00:21:17,874 --> 00:21:20,574 - I'll never be ready. - Anyway, you can phone Ky now. 291 00:21:20,707 --> 00:21:24,139 I wasn't phoning Ky... why do you assume I only phone Ky? 292 00:21:24,239 --> 00:21:26,205 - Sorry, who were you phoning? - No one. 293 00:21:26,340 --> 00:21:29,139 - A girl? - No! 294 00:21:29,272 --> 00:21:32,674 - A new friend? - Ah, none of your business! 295 00:21:32,807 --> 00:21:34,674 Okay. 296 00:21:34,807 --> 00:21:37,239 Can you get out of my room, please? 297 00:21:47,373 --> 00:21:52,507 Daniel! Auntie Carol and Katie are here. 298 00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:54,507 Can I get you a drink, Katie? 299 00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:58,040 - Coke? Orange squash? - Oh, I'd love a coffee. 300 00:21:58,172 --> 00:22:01,273 Oh, hang on, I'm sure I have some somewhere. 301 00:22:01,407 --> 00:22:03,307 Sue's more of a tea lady. 302 00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:04,874 Oh, I mean, if it's any trouble... 303 00:22:05,006 --> 00:22:06,473 No, not at all. 304 00:22:06,607 --> 00:22:09,774 Oh, here we are, "Best before 2012," 305 00:22:09,906 --> 00:22:13,205 - do you think it's still okay? - Oh, not sure. 306 00:22:13,340 --> 00:22:16,139 I'll just have a tea, then, thanks, Sue. 307 00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:18,240 Do you have any almond milk? 308 00:22:18,373 --> 00:22:23,139 - Almond milk? - Black's fine. 309 00:22:23,273 --> 00:22:25,607 - Hey. - All right. 310 00:22:30,473 --> 00:22:32,674 Have you got a girlfriend? 311 00:22:32,807 --> 00:22:35,373 No. 312 00:22:35,507 --> 00:22:39,273 I'm seeing someone... Ryan. 313 00:22:39,407 --> 00:22:42,440 Don't tell mum, though, he's 19. 314 00:22:42,574 --> 00:22:46,240 - Really. - He thinks I'm 18. 315 00:22:46,373 --> 00:22:48,373 He has, like, three cars. 316 00:22:48,507 --> 00:22:50,139 Right. 317 00:22:50,206 --> 00:22:52,807 A state agent. 318 00:22:52,940 --> 00:22:56,873 Do you want to see a picture? 319 00:22:57,006 --> 00:22:59,640 - What do you think? - He's not really my type. 320 00:23:03,540 --> 00:23:06,607 That was actually quite funny. 321 00:23:06,740 --> 00:23:08,340 Seriously, Dan, like, don't tell your mum 322 00:23:08,440 --> 00:23:10,280 because I don't want it getting back to my mum. 323 00:23:10,373 --> 00:23:12,473 No, I won't. 324 00:23:17,273 --> 00:23:19,240 He spends so much time on his own. 325 00:23:19,373 --> 00:23:22,674 You weren't exactly life and soul at his age. 326 00:23:22,807 --> 00:23:25,206 - Oi. - Or, dare I say it, now. 327 00:23:25,340 --> 00:23:28,006 That's not fair, I can be... fun. 328 00:23:28,139 --> 00:23:30,507 Go on, then, when was the last time you had a night out? 329 00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:32,407 I had a drink with the staff from work 330 00:23:32,540 --> 00:23:34,307 at the White Horse... two drinks. 331 00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:37,006 - When? - Well, March. 332 00:23:37,139 --> 00:23:39,307 Exactly. 333 00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:41,540 Daniel will grow into himself. 334 00:23:41,674 --> 00:23:45,806 He's a bit quiet, but he's not, you know, strange, like... 335 00:23:45,940 --> 00:23:49,440 like that weirdo from the boys combo who was keen on you, 336 00:23:49,574 --> 00:23:51,607 - what was his name? - No, there was no one... 337 00:23:51,740 --> 00:23:54,206 Yes! Always hanging around you, you know who I mean, 338 00:23:54,340 --> 00:23:58,607 with a plastic bag and a wispy sort of moustache. 339 00:23:58,740 --> 00:24:01,140 Ian. 340 00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:04,307 Ian! Ian. God, that was it. 341 00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:06,607 Ian was someone you'd worry about. 342 00:24:10,173 --> 00:24:14,173 Hey, do you smoke weed? 343 00:24:14,307 --> 00:24:16,640 Um, not really. 344 00:24:16,773 --> 00:24:20,407 'Cause I reckon I can sort you out if you want it. 345 00:24:20,540 --> 00:24:23,173 I'm probably all right, thanks. 346 00:24:23,307 --> 00:24:26,273 All the goths in my year smoke weed. 347 00:24:26,407 --> 00:24:30,473 - I'm not a goth. - Oh... kay. 348 00:24:34,140 --> 00:24:39,173 - What are you, then? - Dunno. 349 00:24:39,307 --> 00:24:41,206 Not too short on the fringe, 350 00:24:41,340 --> 00:24:43,507 I don't want it to look like I've had it done. 351 00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:45,473 You know who you sound just like? 352 00:24:45,607 --> 00:24:49,273 Who? Oh, no, don't! 353 00:24:49,407 --> 00:24:51,140 She didn't like going out either. 354 00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:53,407 It's clearly a hermit streak in our family. 355 00:24:53,540 --> 00:24:56,140 I'm not a hermit, I have a job and a son and an ex 356 00:24:56,273 --> 00:24:58,240 whose last three child support checks 357 00:24:58,373 --> 00:25:00,273 have been mysteriously lost in the post. 358 00:25:00,407 --> 00:25:02,640 Did I tell you he's got himself an MG? 359 00:25:02,773 --> 00:25:06,273 - Well, bulb! - Convertible! Flash so-and-so. 360 00:25:06,407 --> 00:25:09,140 - Flash bastard. - Carol. 361 00:25:09,206 --> 00:25:13,839 When Daniel told me I was quite... ticked off, actually. 362 00:25:13,973 --> 00:25:16,674 - It is uncanny. - What? 363 00:25:16,806 --> 00:25:21,140 You're mum... Mach Two, right down to the glasses. 364 00:25:21,273 --> 00:25:23,607 Marvelous! Just what I need. 365 00:26:45,206 --> 00:26:46,607 Douglas Porter's out and about. 366 00:26:46,739 --> 00:26:48,507 Leave a message after the... 367 00:26:48,639 --> 00:26:51,739 Douglas, hello, it's Sue Bagnold from the library. 368 00:26:51,873 --> 00:26:53,773 I hope you're very well. 369 00:26:53,906 --> 00:26:57,340 By my calculations you'll be into the American Civil War 370 00:26:57,473 --> 00:27:00,739 by now... awful, bloody business, isn't it? 371 00:27:00,873 --> 00:27:05,240 Just wondered if you did fancy dinner or a drink? 372 00:27:05,373 --> 00:27:07,540 Friday night? 373 00:27:07,673 --> 00:27:10,140 Give me a ring back whenever, no rush. 374 00:27:10,273 --> 00:27:11,273 822-496. Bye, now. 375 00:27:22,140 --> 00:27:24,240 Oh, shit! 376 00:27:26,507 --> 00:27:28,140 Douglas Porter's out and about. 377 00:27:28,206 --> 00:27:29,941 Leave a message after the... 378 00:27:30,140 --> 00:27:32,007 Um, yeah, hello, just realized, 379 00:27:32,140 --> 00:27:33,540 as I'm sure you will have, too, 380 00:27:33,673 --> 00:27:35,974 that I read your number back to you 381 00:27:36,140 --> 00:27:39,673 instead of leaving mine... stupid. 382 00:27:39,806 --> 00:27:46,140 So, I'm on 823-771... 383 00:27:46,206 --> 00:27:50,773 Sue... Bagnold, that is. 384 00:27:50,907 --> 00:27:55,839 Again. Sorry. Okay... bye! 385 00:28:12,941 --> 00:28:15,440 Hello? 386 00:28:15,573 --> 00:28:18,206 Oh, Bob, yes, he's here. Just before I hand you over, 387 00:28:18,340 --> 00:28:20,140 did you get a chance to re-post that check 388 00:28:20,273 --> 00:28:23,173 because I still haven't seen... 389 00:28:23,307 --> 00:28:28,007 Oh! Okay. 390 00:28:28,140 --> 00:28:32,773 Hang on. It's your dad. 391 00:28:32,907 --> 00:28:35,539 Hey, dad, did you get my email? 392 00:28:35,673 --> 00:28:39,907 I sent you some songs I found... 393 00:28:40,041 --> 00:28:42,373 Well, half-sister. 394 00:28:53,206 --> 00:28:56,373 I'm fine, bye. 395 00:29:00,606 --> 00:29:04,173 - Well? - It's a girl. 396 00:29:04,307 --> 00:29:07,639 Well, that's sooner than expected, but... 397 00:29:07,773 --> 00:29:11,440 Everything's okay? Is there a name? 398 00:29:11,573 --> 00:29:14,506 - He didn't say. - Well, what did he say? 399 00:29:14,639 --> 00:29:18,340 - Kept calling me "Danny". - Well, he's just excited, love. 400 00:29:18,472 --> 00:29:20,506 - I remember when you were born... - I'm going out. 401 00:29:26,506 --> 00:29:27,539 Shame it didn't work out 402 00:29:27,673 --> 00:29:29,373 with your little make-believe band. 403 00:29:29,506 --> 00:29:31,807 Who says it didn't? 404 00:29:31,941 --> 00:29:35,706 Don't tell me you're still clinging onto that delusion. 405 00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:37,706 Guess who my mum's going on a date with. 406 00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:39,480 Oh, oh, she's seeing someone else, is she? 407 00:29:39,539 --> 00:29:40,939 Oh, the cable wasn't enough for her? 408 00:29:42,573 --> 00:29:45,539 Mr. Porter, she calls him "Douglas". 409 00:29:45,673 --> 00:29:47,639 Eh, if I was an older single lady 410 00:29:47,773 --> 00:29:49,539 I'd probably go for someone like him. 411 00:29:49,673 --> 00:29:51,606 What are you talking about? 412 00:29:51,739 --> 00:29:53,316 Well, he's in pretty good shape for a man of his vintage... 413 00:29:53,340 --> 00:29:55,840 and he reads, which is important for a lady 414 00:29:55,974 --> 00:29:58,472 of letters like Mrs. B. 415 00:29:58,606 --> 00:30:01,874 What happens if he was my step-dad? 416 00:30:02,007 --> 00:30:04,240 He could give you the answers to your history tests. 417 00:30:04,373 --> 00:30:09,140 - He'd have to so you'd like him. - I don't know. 418 00:30:25,140 --> 00:30:27,017 Oh, where have you been? I was beginning to worry. 419 00:30:27,041 --> 00:30:29,340 Oh, uh, Ky's. 420 00:30:29,472 --> 00:30:33,340 - Why aren't you asleep? - It's only ten. 421 00:30:33,472 --> 00:30:37,373 Oh, I thought it was, like, midnight. 422 00:30:37,506 --> 00:30:39,106 Did you have a nice evening? 423 00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:44,206 Yeah, it was great, thanks, mum. Mum... 424 00:30:44,340 --> 00:30:46,606 How's it going, mum? 425 00:30:46,740 --> 00:30:50,007 Fine, thank you, Daniel, did you have something to eat? 426 00:30:50,140 --> 00:30:52,406 - No. - Would you like a sandwich? 427 00:30:52,539 --> 00:30:55,673 Yeah. 428 00:30:55,807 --> 00:31:01,041 - Cheese? - Yeah, I love cheese. 429 00:31:01,173 --> 00:31:03,673 So, what did you and Ky get up to this evening, then? 430 00:31:03,807 --> 00:31:08,506 Just the normal stuff. Pool, X-box. 431 00:31:08,639 --> 00:31:10,740 All right, so who won pool? 432 00:31:10,874 --> 00:31:14,372 I'm just going to go to my room. 433 00:31:14,506 --> 00:31:15,615 Don't you want your sandwich? 434 00:31:15,639 --> 00:31:19,140 I'm feeling a little bit... 435 00:31:23,340 --> 00:31:27,307 At least get your hair out the way. 436 00:31:27,439 --> 00:31:29,606 Must've been something I ate. 437 00:31:31,707 --> 00:31:33,874 I feel horrible. 438 00:31:34,007 --> 00:31:36,740 You'll be all right, love. 439 00:31:57,774 --> 00:32:01,173 What people don't realize is, 440 00:32:01,306 --> 00:32:03,573 you spend far more time marking 441 00:32:03,707 --> 00:32:05,582 and doing paperwork than you do in the classroom 442 00:32:05,606 --> 00:32:08,406 - and actually teaching. - Yes, quite. 443 00:32:08,539 --> 00:32:12,273 We get all these young grads arrive every September, 444 00:32:12,406 --> 00:32:15,539 all misty-eyed, dead set on being the inspiring teacher 445 00:32:15,674 --> 00:32:18,339 that the kids will remember forever and I... 446 00:32:18,472 --> 00:32:20,573 I say to myself, you wait. 447 00:32:20,707 --> 00:32:23,907 You'll be zombies like the rest of us before Christmas. 448 00:32:24,041 --> 00:32:26,306 - The optimism of youth. - Hmm. 449 00:32:26,439 --> 00:32:29,041 I imagine it's the same for you. 450 00:32:29,173 --> 00:32:33,272 People picture you whiling away your days in the book stacks, 451 00:32:33,406 --> 00:32:35,740 but the reality is targets, 452 00:32:35,874 --> 00:32:38,640 box ticking and funding applications. 453 00:32:38,774 --> 00:32:42,406 Don't forget fixing photocopier jams. 454 00:32:42,539 --> 00:32:45,272 But no, there's good bits, too, there's the reading groups... 455 00:32:45,406 --> 00:32:48,439 You have to try this. 456 00:32:48,573 --> 00:32:52,140 Okay, thank you. 457 00:32:56,472 --> 00:32:57,472 Yeah? 458 00:32:57,539 --> 00:33:01,206 - Yeah. Mm. - Yeah? Mm. 459 00:33:01,339 --> 00:33:02,840 - That's good. - Yeah. 460 00:33:08,306 --> 00:33:10,472 - How's yours? - Lovely, thank you. 461 00:33:14,041 --> 00:33:18,640 - Would you like to try some? - Oh, I thought you'd never ask. 462 00:33:36,339 --> 00:33:38,607 I think I made the right decision. 463 00:34:00,807 --> 00:34:02,506 Oh, what the hell. 464 00:34:11,007 --> 00:34:14,140 I've taken the liberty of ordering some more wine. 465 00:34:14,239 --> 00:34:16,640 Mr. Porter, I'll be drunk. 466 00:34:16,774 --> 00:34:20,907 Nonsense, ladies do not get drunk, merely tiddly. 467 00:34:21,041 --> 00:34:23,874 Well, cheers. 468 00:34:24,007 --> 00:34:26,707 Cheers to you, Sue Bagnold. 469 00:34:32,574 --> 00:34:34,740 When you were in the ladies, 470 00:34:34,874 --> 00:34:38,640 I remembered I knew a Bagnold at university. 471 00:34:38,774 --> 00:34:42,941 But I can't for the life of me think of his first name. 472 00:34:43,140 --> 00:34:45,041 Paul? Robert? 473 00:34:45,172 --> 00:34:47,406 My ex-husband was Robert... Bob. 474 00:34:47,540 --> 00:34:49,507 Where were you at university? 475 00:34:49,640 --> 00:34:51,205 - Oxford? - Ah, then no, 476 00:34:51,339 --> 00:34:53,540 Bob and I were at Hull. 477 00:34:53,674 --> 00:34:55,205 It would've been odd, wouldn't it, 478 00:34:55,339 --> 00:34:58,707 if we'd known each other, way back when? 479 00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:02,306 And come together again all these years later. 480 00:35:02,439 --> 00:35:04,473 The path not taken. 481 00:35:04,607 --> 00:35:07,540 Well, there are many paths not taken. 482 00:35:07,674 --> 00:35:10,874 Oh, a bit of a one, were you, in your heyday? 483 00:35:11,007 --> 00:35:13,640 Goodness me, no, I didn't mean it like that, just that... 484 00:35:13,774 --> 00:35:15,974 I don't know, sometimes it seems so arbitrary, 485 00:35:16,139 --> 00:35:18,507 the way things pan out. 486 00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:21,239 To think Bob's now in Florida with a 36-year-old wife 487 00:35:21,372 --> 00:35:23,172 and a new baby daughter, 488 00:35:23,306 --> 00:35:25,674 driving a convertible bloody MG, while here I am... 489 00:35:25,807 --> 00:35:30,540 Richard... Dicky Bagnold, Dicky Dicky Bagnold... natural science, 490 00:35:30,674 --> 00:35:33,272 he was a big fellow, played a lot of rugby, as I recall. 491 00:35:33,406 --> 00:35:35,707 I doubt he was any relation. 492 00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:39,406 Bob comes from rather weedy stock. 493 00:35:39,540 --> 00:35:44,807 Did you ever think of going back to your maiden name? 494 00:35:44,941 --> 00:35:49,440 Bagnold, believe it or not, is an improvement. 495 00:35:49,574 --> 00:35:52,840 Really? 496 00:35:52,974 --> 00:35:55,372 Well, then, I simply must know what it was. 497 00:36:00,339 --> 00:36:03,540 - Sneed. - Ooh. 498 00:36:15,407 --> 00:36:19,674 Well, thank you for such a lovely evening, Douglas. 499 00:36:45,707 --> 00:36:48,339 I really... 500 00:36:48,473 --> 00:36:51,674 I really should be getting in. 501 00:36:51,807 --> 00:36:54,139 Perhaps I should join you for a nightcap. 502 00:36:54,205 --> 00:36:57,239 I rea... 503 00:36:57,373 --> 00:37:02,473 I think with Daniel here you best not... this time. 504 00:37:02,607 --> 00:37:04,139 Can't blame a boy for trying. 505 00:37:28,239 --> 00:37:30,774 Hello, love, I'm home! 506 00:37:34,707 --> 00:37:35,707 Daniel... 507 00:37:56,674 --> 00:37:59,139 You had an early night last night. 508 00:37:59,205 --> 00:38:02,139 Yep. 509 00:38:02,239 --> 00:38:04,540 Thought you'd be up when I got in. 510 00:38:04,674 --> 00:38:06,205 Tired. 511 00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:15,783 Do you want to know how my evening was? 512 00:38:15,807 --> 00:38:17,874 Nope. 513 00:38:18,006 --> 00:38:19,139 I'm gone for five minutes 514 00:38:19,239 --> 00:38:20,383 and I get back and my big sister's 515 00:38:20,407 --> 00:38:22,307 turned into a sex maniac. 516 00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:25,907 - Oh, shush. - Tell me everything. 517 00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:28,139 Well, there isn't much to tell. 518 00:38:28,205 --> 00:38:31,340 - We had dinner, some wine. - And? Did you? 519 00:38:31,473 --> 00:38:33,540 - Carol! - You had a date 520 00:38:33,674 --> 00:38:35,239 with a randy single man in his 50s, 521 00:38:35,373 --> 00:38:38,040 - what else am I gonna ask? - Who says he's randy? 522 00:38:38,172 --> 00:38:40,740 Asking out the librarian, come on. 523 00:38:40,874 --> 00:38:44,473 What? So you're saying he'd... you know, anything that moves. 524 00:38:44,607 --> 00:38:47,239 No, but you don't exactly scream "ask me out". 525 00:38:47,373 --> 00:38:50,307 - Well, thanks very much. - Oh, don't get huffy. 526 00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:52,360 He must've been on the lookout for opportunities, 527 00:38:52,407 --> 00:38:54,807 is all I'm saying... come on, spill. 528 00:38:54,940 --> 00:38:59,040 Well... we had a bit of a cuddle in the taxi. 529 00:38:59,172 --> 00:39:01,307 - A cuddle? - Embrace, a kiss, a... 530 00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:05,340 - I don't know. - In the taxi? 531 00:39:05,473 --> 00:39:09,139 I drank too wine and he's very charming. 532 00:39:09,205 --> 00:39:11,273 - Good kisser? - How would I know? 533 00:39:11,407 --> 00:39:13,473 I haven't kissed anyone since Bob. 534 00:39:13,607 --> 00:39:15,716 - And will you see him again? - Well, I don't see why not, 535 00:39:15,740 --> 00:39:18,139 he seemed keen... lord knows why, I'm just the dreary, 536 00:39:18,205 --> 00:39:20,307 old librarian. 537 00:39:20,440 --> 00:39:22,000 Oh, you know I didn't mean it like that. 538 00:39:22,139 --> 00:39:23,440 You did a bit, be honest. 539 00:39:23,574 --> 00:39:25,540 Who cares? You have a boyfriend! 540 00:39:25,674 --> 00:39:28,040 At 52. 541 00:39:28,172 --> 00:39:30,707 I don't think Daniel's too happy about me seeing his teacher. 542 00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:32,449 You've been living like a nun for eight years, 543 00:39:32,473 --> 00:39:34,172 you're allowed to have a bit of fun. 544 00:39:34,307 --> 00:39:36,206 It's not like we're even anything yet, but... 545 00:39:36,340 --> 00:39:37,807 I'm going to give you highlights 546 00:39:37,940 --> 00:39:39,807 before your next date. 547 00:39:39,940 --> 00:39:42,707 No, wait, I'm going to give you extensions... blond ones. 548 00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:45,139 You bloody aren't! 549 00:39:54,807 --> 00:39:57,507 Mom! 550 00:39:57,640 --> 00:40:00,139 Up here! 551 00:40:02,940 --> 00:40:05,340 Riley's been sick. 552 00:40:05,473 --> 00:40:08,006 - Well, could you clear it up? - In my shoe. 553 00:40:08,139 --> 00:40:10,507 - Oh, dear. - It stinks. 554 00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:11,949 Yes, okay, leave it by the washing machine 555 00:40:11,973 --> 00:40:14,105 and I'll sort it out. 556 00:40:27,473 --> 00:40:29,407 Why haven't I seen this before? 557 00:40:29,540 --> 00:40:33,173 - I'm sure you have. - No, I would've remembered. 558 00:40:33,307 --> 00:40:35,440 Those dungarees. 559 00:40:35,574 --> 00:40:37,740 My friend Maureen from school gave you those. 560 00:40:37,873 --> 00:40:40,607 - Why did you hide it up here? - I didn't hide anything, 561 00:40:40,740 --> 00:40:42,440 it's just where the old photos are kept. 562 00:40:42,574 --> 00:40:46,373 There's like a million of you and me downstairs. 563 00:40:46,507 --> 00:40:48,407 I don't know what sort of dastardly conspiracy 564 00:40:48,540 --> 00:40:50,449 you're accusing me of, Daniel, I wasn't going to pretend 565 00:40:50,473 --> 00:40:51,940 we were some jolly, happy family... 566 00:40:52,072 --> 00:40:53,740 He's my dad, though. 567 00:40:53,873 --> 00:40:55,553 Just because he's not your husband anymore. 568 00:40:55,640 --> 00:40:57,806 I know that, love, and I don't think I've ever tried 569 00:40:57,940 --> 00:41:00,340 to suggest he isn't a very important person in your life. 570 00:41:00,473 --> 00:41:02,273 You always say mean things about him. 571 00:41:02,407 --> 00:41:04,674 No... do I? 572 00:41:04,806 --> 00:41:06,383 Like how he never phones when he says he will, 573 00:41:06,407 --> 00:41:08,006 how he owes you loads of money. 574 00:41:08,140 --> 00:41:09,740 When have I ever said about money? 575 00:41:09,873 --> 00:41:12,373 Every time you speak to him, and to Auntie Carol. 576 00:41:12,507 --> 00:41:14,749 Well, I'm sorry you've picked up on that, but you know what, 577 00:41:14,773 --> 00:41:16,616 I do think it's quite shoddy that he just up and left 578 00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:18,674 when you were eight years old and only sends money 579 00:41:18,806 --> 00:41:21,340 when it suits him, which is hardly ever, by the way. 580 00:41:21,473 --> 00:41:22,982 Yeah, well, maybe if you didn't see him as a bank account 581 00:41:23,006 --> 00:41:24,707 he wouldn't have gone in the first place. 582 00:41:24,839 --> 00:41:26,473 Hang on, Daniel. 583 00:41:26,607 --> 00:41:28,906 I'm the one who had an actual job working all hours 584 00:41:29,040 --> 00:41:31,806 while he sank our savings into ridiculous business schemes, 585 00:41:31,940 --> 00:41:34,839 and then you tell me he's got a convertible MG! 586 00:41:34,973 --> 00:41:37,006 Well, I'm sorry if I don't feel too bad for him. 587 00:41:37,140 --> 00:41:40,507 I do! He had to live with you... no wonder he left! 588 00:41:43,307 --> 00:41:44,906 Well, if that's what you think, 589 00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:46,273 then that's what you think. 590 00:41:49,574 --> 00:41:52,607 - Where are you going? - To see a man about a band. 591 00:41:52,739 --> 00:41:54,739 Oh, you're such a villain! Just leave it. 592 00:41:59,140 --> 00:42:00,574 How'd you even know it was here? 593 00:42:00,706 --> 00:42:03,173 Ky's got eyes all over this hood. 594 00:42:04,873 --> 00:42:07,706 - Well, lookee where we are. - Okay, can we go now? 595 00:42:07,839 --> 00:42:12,407 Relax. I just want to hear them play. 596 00:42:12,540 --> 00:42:16,240 I'm getting a Megadeth meets an early Priest sort of vibe. 597 00:42:16,373 --> 00:42:18,507 Not bad, are they? 598 00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:20,640 Sounds like they still don't have a singer. 599 00:42:20,773 --> 00:42:22,507 But I think we can do something about that. 600 00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:24,873 - Ky, fuck's sake, don't. - Trust the Ky-ster. 601 00:42:25,006 --> 00:42:27,540 Please, seriously! 602 00:42:27,674 --> 00:42:31,773 So I hear you... children are looking for a lead singer. 603 00:42:31,906 --> 00:42:33,873 Well, my friend here, my client, Mr. Bagnold, 604 00:42:34,006 --> 00:42:35,673 might just be interested. 605 00:42:35,806 --> 00:42:38,041 He's got it all, the whole package... just look at him, 606 00:42:38,173 --> 00:42:42,540 - he's a god-like creature. - Uh, there's no one there. 607 00:42:42,673 --> 00:42:46,206 What? 608 00:43:07,973 --> 00:43:09,540 Douglas Porter is out and about. 609 00:43:09,673 --> 00:43:11,206 Leave a message after the... 610 00:43:11,340 --> 00:43:14,140 Hello, it's Sue, from the library, 611 00:43:14,240 --> 00:43:17,639 and the other night, Bagnold. 612 00:43:17,773 --> 00:43:21,507 So, I had a nice time and wondered if you might fancy 613 00:43:21,639 --> 00:43:25,940 meeting up again this weekend or we could watch a film 614 00:43:26,140 --> 00:43:31,140 or just have dinner again... not just, I mean, it was lovely. 615 00:43:31,206 --> 00:43:35,940 So, anyway, you have my number. 616 00:43:36,140 --> 00:43:40,206 Hope to speak soon. 617 00:43:45,906 --> 00:43:49,273 Hi, love! 618 00:44:12,240 --> 00:44:14,140 Those are good for school as well. 619 00:44:14,206 --> 00:44:16,140 No. 620 00:44:16,240 --> 00:44:19,173 If you could try and describe what would be acceptable. 621 00:44:19,307 --> 00:44:21,639 I'll know when I see them. 622 00:44:21,773 --> 00:44:23,182 You'd have thought they might get more styles in 623 00:44:23,206 --> 00:44:25,573 for the new term. 624 00:44:25,706 --> 00:44:27,216 I'm beginning to wonder whether there are 625 00:44:27,240 --> 00:44:30,440 any you haven't said no to yet. 626 00:44:30,573 --> 00:44:33,373 - I'd wear those. - What... which? 627 00:44:33,507 --> 00:44:35,473 Daniel, you're not wearing trainers to a wedding. 628 00:44:35,606 --> 00:44:37,149 They won't look like trainers under a suit. 629 00:44:37,173 --> 00:44:40,440 I'm not getting drawn into this. 630 00:44:40,573 --> 00:44:43,273 Yeah, another complete waste of my time, isn't it? 631 00:44:47,240 --> 00:44:49,773 - What? - Nothing. 632 00:45:01,340 --> 00:45:03,140 What are you doing? 633 00:45:03,206 --> 00:45:05,874 Sitting here so I don't have to look at your face. 634 00:45:06,007 --> 00:45:07,941 Puts me off my food. 635 00:45:08,140 --> 00:45:10,173 Charming. 636 00:45:34,373 --> 00:45:36,706 Oh, hello, Ky. 637 00:45:36,840 --> 00:45:41,706 - Is Daniel in? - Um, let me go check. 638 00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:44,373 Why don't you wait here for a minute? 639 00:45:52,907 --> 00:45:56,206 Daniel, Ky's here for you. 640 00:45:56,340 --> 00:45:58,307 I'm not in. 641 00:45:58,440 --> 00:46:02,840 - What shall I tell him? - That I'm not in. 642 00:46:02,974 --> 00:46:04,941 Are you sure you don't want to talk to him, love? 643 00:46:05,140 --> 00:46:06,773 How many times? 644 00:46:17,673 --> 00:46:20,240 Sorry, Ky, he must've gone out. 645 00:46:20,373 --> 00:46:21,706 Any idea where he went? 646 00:46:21,840 --> 00:46:24,706 I think he took the dog for a walk. 647 00:46:24,840 --> 00:46:29,639 Okay. Um, thanks... thanks, anyway, Mrs. B. 648 00:46:29,773 --> 00:46:31,706 Do you want me to post on a message? 649 00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:36,173 Nah, just tell him that the Ky-man swung by 650 00:46:36,307 --> 00:46:41,307 and tell him he said... ciao. 651 00:46:41,439 --> 00:46:44,807 Will do. Take care, Ky. 652 00:47:03,706 --> 00:47:06,472 It's supposed to be nice tomorrow. 653 00:47:06,606 --> 00:47:09,340 I was thinking, what about a day out? 654 00:47:09,472 --> 00:47:13,373 - Where? - The seaside? 655 00:47:13,506 --> 00:47:15,140 Since you didn't get to go to Florida? 656 00:47:15,273 --> 00:47:16,673 I hate the beach. 657 00:47:16,807 --> 00:47:18,539 It's not the beach, really, is it? 658 00:47:18,673 --> 00:47:21,140 Not like abroad. 659 00:47:21,206 --> 00:47:22,974 It might be fun to be by the sea. 660 00:47:23,140 --> 00:47:24,740 I'm not going in the sea. 661 00:47:24,874 --> 00:47:27,140 - No, I don't expect you... - Or on the sand. 662 00:47:27,240 --> 00:47:29,472 I hate sand. 663 00:47:29,606 --> 00:47:34,840 It's a shingle beach, I think, you know, stones. 664 00:47:34,974 --> 00:47:36,740 So what do you say? 665 00:47:36,874 --> 00:47:39,140 Oh, standing on stone sounds great. 666 00:47:39,240 --> 00:47:40,807 Oh, come on, Daniel. 667 00:47:40,941 --> 00:47:43,140 We could get fish and chips, a cream tea, 668 00:47:43,240 --> 00:47:45,340 ride on the big wheel. 669 00:47:45,472 --> 00:47:47,907 Maybe they'll have some good shoe shops to try. 670 00:47:48,041 --> 00:47:51,506 - I'm not going shoe shopping. - Okay, no shoe shops. 671 00:47:53,907 --> 00:47:58,372 So that's a yes, to the beach... I mean seaside? 672 00:47:58,506 --> 00:48:01,273 Yes, fine, whatever you want. 673 00:48:05,907 --> 00:48:08,240 Oh, I thought maybe we could chat for a bit. 674 00:48:08,372 --> 00:48:10,273 What about? 675 00:48:10,406 --> 00:48:13,372 Um... we could play I Spy. 676 00:48:15,941 --> 00:48:19,740 Do you remember when we used to sing together in the car? 677 00:48:27,606 --> 00:48:30,339 - Pull over. - Why? 678 00:48:30,472 --> 00:48:31,740 So I can hitchhike home. 679 00:48:31,874 --> 00:48:37,472 Oh, don't be such a spoilsport. 680 00:48:37,606 --> 00:48:39,686 I know Ky's not on the scene right now but I wondered 681 00:48:39,740 --> 00:48:41,460 if there was maybe another friend you'd like 682 00:48:41,539 --> 00:48:43,439 to ask around... anyone from school? 683 00:48:43,573 --> 00:48:45,339 No. 684 00:48:45,472 --> 00:48:48,406 What about what's his name from scouts, Matthew? 685 00:48:48,539 --> 00:48:52,306 - Moved to Australia. - Oh, shame, you got on well. 686 00:48:52,439 --> 00:48:56,140 Yeah, in scouts, when we were 12. 687 00:48:56,240 --> 00:49:00,674 - Can I listen to my music now? - I suppose so. 688 00:50:00,339 --> 00:50:03,840 Oh, you planning on wearing those all day? 689 00:50:03,974 --> 00:50:06,574 - What? - Never mind. 690 00:50:09,140 --> 00:50:11,607 The history of this area is fascinating. 691 00:50:11,740 --> 00:50:13,539 Did you know there are Neolithic flint mines 692 00:50:13,674 --> 00:50:16,539 - a few miles away? - No. 693 00:50:16,674 --> 00:50:19,372 The fifth millennium BC, that is actually pretty awesome. 694 00:50:19,506 --> 00:50:22,106 Awesome. 695 00:50:22,239 --> 00:50:23,840 In the proper sense of the word, 696 00:50:23,974 --> 00:50:28,339 not the empty, meaningless way you lot use it. 697 00:50:28,472 --> 00:50:30,248 You know, I read something the other day that said 698 00:50:30,272 --> 00:50:33,041 the earth was almost entirely covered in sea 699 00:50:33,173 --> 00:50:36,974 until around 2.5 billion years ago. 700 00:50:37,106 --> 00:50:41,707 - Awesome. - 2.5 billion years. 701 00:50:41,840 --> 00:50:44,472 Puts everything in perspective a bit, doesn't it? 702 00:50:44,607 --> 00:50:47,073 Yeah, makes me wonder why we bother. 703 00:50:47,205 --> 00:50:50,372 - Bother what? - Dunno, with anything. 704 00:50:50,506 --> 00:50:52,439 Don't be so nihilistic. 705 00:50:52,574 --> 00:50:54,214 You're the same... if you actually thought 706 00:50:54,306 --> 00:50:56,640 anything mattered you'd do something about it. 707 00:50:56,774 --> 00:51:00,140 You don't, because there's no point. 708 00:51:00,272 --> 00:51:02,540 Where does this come from, like what? 709 00:51:02,674 --> 00:51:04,181 You're always saying you should join the Green Party 710 00:51:04,205 --> 00:51:06,272 and learn more about stuff in the news, 711 00:51:06,406 --> 00:51:09,874 exercise and cook new things. 712 00:51:10,007 --> 00:51:12,507 If I'd known you were keeping a list of all my many failings. 713 00:51:12,640 --> 00:51:15,339 You asked. 714 00:51:15,472 --> 00:51:16,874 So why not make up with Ky, then, 715 00:51:17,007 --> 00:51:19,540 if we're all just little specks of nothing? 716 00:51:19,674 --> 00:51:21,740 Isn't life too short to hold grudges? 717 00:51:21,874 --> 00:51:26,607 Life's too short to spend with dickheads. 718 00:51:26,740 --> 00:51:32,574 Can't imagine what he said or did to make you so upset. 719 00:51:32,707 --> 00:51:36,007 - Is it over a girl? - No. 720 00:51:36,139 --> 00:51:39,472 - A boy? - No! God. 721 00:51:39,607 --> 00:51:42,640 - I just want to understand. - You wouldn't, so leave it. 722 00:51:46,707 --> 00:51:49,139 What you said earlier about why'd we bother. 723 00:51:49,205 --> 00:51:52,041 Stop analyzing every tiny thing I say. 724 00:51:52,172 --> 00:51:54,041 It's hardly tiny, is it, saying 725 00:51:54,172 --> 00:51:59,139 you don't see the point in anything. 726 00:51:59,205 --> 00:52:01,272 But we're still here, aren't we? 727 00:52:01,406 --> 00:52:03,807 We can't have mucked things up too badly. 728 00:52:03,941 --> 00:52:06,139 What, you and me? 729 00:52:06,205 --> 00:52:08,840 I meant you and Ky, actually, but... 730 00:52:13,007 --> 00:52:16,205 What? 731 00:52:16,339 --> 00:52:18,007 Oh, you want some cake, don't you? 732 00:52:18,139 --> 00:52:19,807 Oh, well, if you're offering. 733 00:52:19,941 --> 00:52:23,306 - Fine. No icing. - No icing, I know. 734 00:52:56,574 --> 00:52:58,740 Shall we skim some stones? 735 00:52:58,874 --> 00:53:01,440 - Uh, I'm all right. - There's a knack to this. 736 00:53:01,574 --> 00:53:03,974 They say it's all in the wrist. 737 00:53:04,139 --> 00:53:09,139 Oh! No. Is that better? 738 00:53:09,239 --> 00:53:14,574 No. Ah, okay, I think that might... unh. 739 00:53:14,707 --> 00:53:17,473 Don't you want to try, Daniel? 740 00:53:17,607 --> 00:53:21,473 Daniel! 741 00:53:21,607 --> 00:53:24,440 Daniel! I was in the middle of talking to you... 742 00:53:24,574 --> 00:53:26,339 don't laugh, I'm actually really annoyed. 743 00:53:26,473 --> 00:53:27,883 Chill out, it was for, like, five seconds. 744 00:53:27,907 --> 00:53:29,215 Leaving me talking to myself like that... 745 00:53:29,239 --> 00:53:32,007 very mature, thank you. 746 00:53:32,139 --> 00:53:33,507 Is it time to go home now? 747 00:53:33,640 --> 00:53:36,139 We haven't been to the fudge shop yet. 748 00:53:36,239 --> 00:53:38,139 What's at the fudge shop? 749 00:53:38,205 --> 00:53:40,339 Well, what do you think, Daniel, is at the fudge shop? 750 00:53:40,473 --> 00:53:41,840 It's meant to be quite interesting, 751 00:53:41,974 --> 00:53:43,674 there's a demonstration. 752 00:53:43,807 --> 00:53:46,507 - Sounds thrilling. - Honestly, I don't know why 753 00:53:46,640 --> 00:53:48,416 you came if all you're going to do is stare at your feet. 754 00:53:48,440 --> 00:53:51,239 - Uh, you made me come. - Made you? 755 00:53:51,373 --> 00:53:53,493 I just wanted us to do something fun but you're right, 756 00:53:53,540 --> 00:53:55,139 that was stupid of me, I should've known 757 00:53:55,205 --> 00:53:56,483 you'd just be rude and ungrateful. 758 00:53:56,507 --> 00:53:58,139 Well, it's not my fault 759 00:53:58,272 --> 00:53:59,952 you're the most boring person in the world. 760 00:54:00,006 --> 00:54:02,740 We did once used to have quite a nice time together, you know. 761 00:54:02,874 --> 00:54:05,172 Yeah, but that was before you became really annoying. 762 00:54:05,306 --> 00:54:07,373 I'm going to the fudge shop. 763 00:54:07,507 --> 00:54:10,740 Come or don't, I honestly do not give a monkey's. 764 00:54:15,807 --> 00:54:20,272 Right, who is up for making some fudge? 765 00:54:20,407 --> 00:54:24,205 Now, first things first, I am going to need a volunteer. 766 00:54:24,340 --> 00:54:27,407 How about this little urchin over here? 767 00:54:27,540 --> 00:54:29,973 Not interested, too cool for fudge. 768 00:54:30,139 --> 00:54:32,340 What about you, kind sir? 769 00:54:32,473 --> 00:54:35,139 Scared of the fudge demonstrator. 770 00:54:35,205 --> 00:54:38,707 What about the mysterious gentleman lurking at the back? 771 00:54:38,840 --> 00:54:41,307 Come out, come out, wherever you are. 772 00:54:41,440 --> 00:54:43,607 I can see you, dressed all in black, 773 00:54:43,740 --> 00:54:46,272 come on, down you come, out the shadows. 774 00:54:46,407 --> 00:54:49,440 Help me out. Bit quicker, could be. 775 00:54:49,574 --> 00:54:51,307 Let's get this show on the road... hello. 776 00:54:51,440 --> 00:54:53,040 What's your name? 777 00:54:53,172 --> 00:54:55,272 - It's Daniel. - Huh? Nice and loud. 778 00:54:55,407 --> 00:54:56,940 - Daniel. - Hmm? 779 00:54:57,139 --> 00:54:58,540 - Daniel. - Daniel! Dan the man. 780 00:54:58,674 --> 00:55:00,440 The man who can. 781 00:55:00,574 --> 00:55:02,940 Bang that with your bonks, will ya, mate? 782 00:55:03,139 --> 00:55:06,540 Cover those greasy locks. Health and safety. 783 00:55:06,674 --> 00:55:09,640 That's very nice, it suits you... dare I say it's an improvement? 784 00:55:09,774 --> 00:55:12,707 So, Dan, how's your day at the seaside treating you? 785 00:55:12,840 --> 00:55:14,340 It's good. 786 00:55:14,473 --> 00:55:17,540 Oh, blimey, chatty bugger, isn't he? 787 00:55:17,674 --> 00:55:19,740 Have you walked along the beach? 788 00:55:19,874 --> 00:55:23,006 - Yeah. - Yes, tick. 789 00:55:23,139 --> 00:55:25,273 Have you have fish and chips? 790 00:55:25,407 --> 00:55:28,407 - Yeah. - Tick. 791 00:55:28,540 --> 00:55:30,740 And now, here he stands like a prize plum 792 00:55:30,874 --> 00:55:34,307 in a ghastly blue bonnet, making fudge. 793 00:55:34,440 --> 00:55:36,115 I imagine you weren't expecting that to happen 794 00:55:36,139 --> 00:55:37,640 when you woke up this morning. 795 00:55:37,774 --> 00:55:39,694 - Yeah... I mean no. - No, of course you weren't. 796 00:55:39,740 --> 00:55:42,540 Right, grab your spoon, man, let's get stirring. 797 00:55:42,674 --> 00:55:46,139 It ain't gonna stir itself. Who you down here with? 798 00:55:46,273 --> 00:55:47,674 Your girlfriend? 799 00:55:47,807 --> 00:55:49,240 - No. - No? 800 00:55:49,373 --> 00:55:52,040 Keep it stirring... mum and dad? 801 00:55:52,172 --> 00:55:54,205 - Just my mum. - Just your mum. 802 00:55:54,340 --> 00:55:56,340 And where is Mrs. Dan the Man? 803 00:55:56,473 --> 00:55:58,574 - Here. - Hello. 804 00:55:58,707 --> 00:56:02,407 Go on, then, what do you make of this business? 805 00:56:02,540 --> 00:56:05,373 - Well, it's his choice. - What about dad? 806 00:56:05,507 --> 00:56:07,740 I expect he's slightly less keen. 807 00:56:07,873 --> 00:56:10,740 I used to have long hair like you, I thought I was god's gift. 808 00:56:10,873 --> 00:56:14,373 But then my dad took me to one side and said, "Listen, mate, 809 00:56:14,507 --> 00:56:17,674 you actually look like a bit of of pellock... lop it off." 810 00:56:17,807 --> 00:56:19,840 So I did, lopped it off, start again. 811 00:56:19,973 --> 00:56:21,607 Sometimes less is more. 812 00:56:21,740 --> 00:56:25,273 There we go... he's smiling, he gets it. 813 00:56:25,407 --> 00:56:28,607 Right, you've stopped stirring altogether now, mate. 814 00:56:28,740 --> 00:56:32,340 Shall we call it a day? Pop your spoon down there. 815 00:56:32,473 --> 00:56:35,940 There we go, and a round of applause, maybe? 816 00:56:38,139 --> 00:56:39,540 Lovely, off you go, then. 817 00:56:39,674 --> 00:56:43,340 Thank you, and away... oh, go on. 818 00:56:43,473 --> 00:56:47,839 Ugh! Horrible stuff. Absolutely grim. 819 00:56:47,973 --> 00:56:51,540 Right, that's in the bin, I think, that one. 820 00:56:54,574 --> 00:56:57,040 That was rather fun, wasn't it? 821 00:56:57,173 --> 00:57:01,307 He was a piece of work, though. 822 00:57:01,440 --> 00:57:03,240 Well done for volunteering, love, 823 00:57:03,373 --> 00:57:05,115 for an awful moment I thought he'd pick on me. 824 00:57:05,139 --> 00:57:06,740 I didn't volunteer. 825 00:57:06,873 --> 00:57:09,440 - What are you doing? - I want to get in the back. 826 00:57:09,574 --> 00:57:12,139 And have me drive you like a chauffeur? 827 00:57:14,473 --> 00:57:17,740 Just want to lie down. 828 00:57:17,873 --> 00:57:21,140 You won't fit across the backseat, it'll be all squished. 829 00:57:27,473 --> 00:57:29,574 Are you sure you won't be more comfy in the front? 830 00:57:29,707 --> 00:57:31,507 Positive. 831 00:57:31,640 --> 00:57:33,607 I really don't understand that. 832 00:58:23,973 --> 00:58:26,507 The end of the holidays could not come soon enough. 833 00:58:26,640 --> 00:58:29,507 - Tell me about it. - Katie's been out every night 834 00:58:29,640 --> 00:58:32,473 this fortnight till gone 12, sometimes two or three, 835 00:58:32,607 --> 00:58:36,140 and I have no idea where she is or who with. 836 00:58:36,206 --> 00:58:38,640 Daniel's barely left the house in days. 837 00:58:38,773 --> 00:58:41,140 He's had a mysterious falling out with Ky 838 00:58:41,240 --> 00:58:43,773 and hardly spoken two words to me since. 839 00:58:43,906 --> 00:58:46,540 - Swap? - Yes, please. 840 00:58:46,674 --> 00:58:49,407 What about you and your teacher friend? 841 00:58:49,540 --> 00:58:52,940 Any new taxi shenanigans to report? 842 00:58:53,140 --> 00:58:56,906 Um, no. Haven't heard anything since. 843 00:58:58,906 --> 00:59:01,273 Probably for the best, anyway, with Daniel and that. 844 00:59:01,407 --> 00:59:03,307 Maybe he's gone on a holiday. 845 00:59:03,440 --> 00:59:08,273 - Or he's just not interested. - Well, his loss. 846 00:59:15,706 --> 00:59:19,773 Would you like some breakfast, love... bacon sarnie? 847 00:59:19,906 --> 00:59:23,140 There's a letter for you there, I think it's from your dad. 848 00:59:43,706 --> 00:59:47,673 "Welcome to the world Miley Joe Bagnold". 849 00:59:47,806 --> 00:59:52,041 Oh, a sweet baby. What do you think of the name? 850 00:59:52,173 --> 00:59:54,839 - Appalling. - It's not that bad. 851 00:59:54,973 --> 00:59:56,473 It is, chuck it out. 852 00:59:56,607 --> 00:59:59,140 You might want to keep it in time. 853 00:59:59,240 --> 01:00:01,216 I know it might not feel like it now, but once you've met her... 854 01:00:01,240 --> 01:00:03,373 I won't. 855 01:00:03,507 --> 01:00:07,273 Bernie looks well, you'd never think she just had a baby. 856 01:00:07,407 --> 01:00:10,507 Bob looks like... Bob with a tan, 857 01:00:10,639 --> 01:00:12,706 and are they false teeth or has he had them done? 858 01:00:12,839 --> 01:00:15,407 - They're very white. - I said put it in the bin! 859 01:00:15,540 --> 01:00:18,440 No need to raise your voice! 860 01:00:21,673 --> 01:00:23,507 Are you absolutely sure you don't want to... 861 01:00:23,639 --> 01:00:26,273 It's my post, I can do what I want with it. 862 01:00:26,407 --> 01:00:29,240 I want you to put it in the bin. 863 01:00:31,407 --> 01:00:36,106 Now, where were we? Bacon. 864 01:00:36,240 --> 01:00:38,173 Shall I do you an egg as well? 865 01:00:38,307 --> 01:00:41,073 One, two? 866 01:00:41,206 --> 01:00:43,673 I'll do you two. 867 01:00:48,140 --> 01:00:50,173 Daniel, are you going to be okay? 868 01:00:50,307 --> 01:00:54,573 - I'm fine. - Don't fall asleep in there. 869 01:01:36,941 --> 01:01:39,007 Maybe it's just the age he is and maybe I'm being 870 01:01:39,140 --> 01:01:41,140 overly anxious, but he does seem to have 871 01:01:41,206 --> 01:01:43,806 retreated into himself. 872 01:01:43,941 --> 01:01:45,806 He won't say a word about what happened with Ky 873 01:01:45,941 --> 01:01:49,240 and I think maybe with this new baby arriving he's feeling... 874 01:01:49,373 --> 01:01:52,140 Oh, I don't know. 875 01:01:52,240 --> 01:01:54,340 He was never the most talkative boy, but... 876 01:01:54,473 --> 01:01:57,739 Still waters run deep. 877 01:01:57,874 --> 01:02:03,041 I think... he's holding on to a lot of pain. 878 01:02:03,206 --> 01:02:07,673 And perhaps... he isn't the only one. 879 01:02:07,806 --> 01:02:10,506 What? Oh, you mean me? 880 01:02:10,639 --> 01:02:12,706 No, no, this isn't about me, I'm fine, really. 881 01:02:16,806 --> 01:02:21,140 He's reckoning with a lot at the moment, figuring things out. 882 01:02:21,273 --> 01:02:25,773 - The music he likes is so... - Honest? 883 01:02:25,907 --> 01:02:28,673 Believe me, I know how tough it can be 884 01:02:28,806 --> 01:02:31,539 raising a teenager on your own. 885 01:02:31,673 --> 01:02:34,639 Ky is a brilliant, beautiful boy... 886 01:02:34,773 --> 01:02:39,573 talented, artistic, sensitive, but... 887 01:02:39,706 --> 01:02:44,340 Oh, there are days when it's all so hard... you know, 888 01:02:44,472 --> 01:02:47,539 chakras are just... 889 01:02:47,673 --> 01:02:52,907 - Yes, yes, exactly, yes. - Speaking of chakras... 890 01:02:53,041 --> 01:02:55,840 Well, I think you know what I'm going to say, hmm? 891 01:02:55,974 --> 01:03:00,140 Oh, yeah... do I? 892 01:03:00,206 --> 01:03:04,340 Come for a reiki session, do... 25 percent off. 893 01:03:04,472 --> 01:03:09,140 I think you might be surprised how nourishing it'll be. 894 01:03:09,206 --> 01:03:12,639 Gosh, it's not really my thing, but... 895 01:03:12,773 --> 01:03:15,539 Well, why not, you only live once. 896 01:03:15,673 --> 01:03:17,173 Well... 897 01:03:25,974 --> 01:03:27,774 Mum? 898 01:03:27,907 --> 01:03:29,472 Uh, Riley hasn't gotten up from his bed 899 01:03:29,606 --> 01:03:32,273 and he hasn't had anything to eat or drink. 900 01:03:32,407 --> 01:03:34,506 All the vets be closed. 901 01:03:42,639 --> 01:03:46,506 He doesn't seem to be in pain, at least. 902 01:03:46,639 --> 01:03:48,639 Let's see how he goes tonight 903 01:03:48,774 --> 01:03:50,840 and we can take him tomorrow if he's still... 904 01:03:50,974 --> 01:03:52,907 You think he's gonna die. 905 01:03:53,041 --> 01:03:57,774 No. I don't know. Maybe. 906 01:03:57,907 --> 01:04:00,240 Well. 907 01:04:00,373 --> 01:04:03,173 He's been slowing down for a while, hasn't he? 908 01:04:03,307 --> 01:04:06,273 I didn't notice. 909 01:04:06,406 --> 01:04:09,372 Have you eaten? 910 01:04:09,506 --> 01:04:11,740 I'll make some sandwiches. 911 01:04:17,840 --> 01:04:19,600 Do you remember the day dad brought him home? 912 01:04:19,706 --> 01:04:24,140 Yes, I was bloody furious, but it worked out okay in the end. 913 01:04:26,774 --> 01:04:28,340 You two were always playing together. 914 01:04:28,472 --> 01:04:32,140 - Yeah, WWE. - What? 915 01:04:32,240 --> 01:04:34,340 You know, like, wrestling. 916 01:04:34,472 --> 01:04:36,549 Oh, yeah, I'm not sure he used to like that game very much. 917 01:04:36,573 --> 01:04:41,740 He did. Didn't you, Riles? 918 01:04:41,874 --> 01:04:44,339 Maybe we should leave him alone for a bit. 919 01:04:44,472 --> 01:04:46,840 Try and get some sleep. 920 01:04:46,974 --> 01:04:49,439 You can, I don't want to. 921 01:04:53,439 --> 01:04:57,007 Crikey. I practically lived in this at university, 922 01:04:57,140 --> 01:04:58,907 what was I thinking? 923 01:04:59,041 --> 01:05:01,774 Right, it looks exactly like all your other jumpers. 924 01:05:01,907 --> 01:05:05,941 Are you joking? I'll never wear this color now, awful. 925 01:05:06,140 --> 01:05:08,216 I thought people were meant to dress cool in the olden days. 926 01:05:08,240 --> 01:05:10,840 Well, clearly not me. 927 01:05:10,974 --> 01:05:14,307 Did you used to, like, get stoned and stuff? 928 01:05:14,439 --> 01:05:17,140 - No. - Everyone did in the '70s. 929 01:05:17,240 --> 01:05:19,140 I was still a child when the '70s ended. 930 01:05:19,273 --> 01:05:21,406 The '80s, then. 931 01:05:21,539 --> 01:05:27,840 There was a lot of it about, but... didn't really appeal. 932 01:05:27,974 --> 01:05:31,539 Did you have, like, boyfriends before dad? 933 01:05:31,674 --> 01:05:36,372 - Uh, not really. - What, none? 934 01:05:36,506 --> 01:05:38,339 I did go out with someone from the boys comp 935 01:05:38,472 --> 01:05:40,674 for a little while, but he... 936 01:05:40,807 --> 01:05:42,740 well, turned out he was a bit disturbed. 937 01:05:42,874 --> 01:05:44,539 Had to been to go out with you. 938 01:05:44,674 --> 01:05:47,506 It's pretty sad, actually. 939 01:05:47,640 --> 01:05:49,140 He passed away. 940 01:05:49,272 --> 01:05:52,807 - What happened? - He killed himself. 941 01:05:52,941 --> 01:05:58,240 I don't really know, there was some family stuff. 942 01:05:58,372 --> 01:06:00,874 Like I say, he wasn't a really happy person. 943 01:06:01,007 --> 01:06:02,573 Shit. 944 01:06:06,674 --> 01:06:07,674 Mum? 945 01:06:22,406 --> 01:06:24,707 Oh, love, he's gone. 946 01:06:36,140 --> 01:06:39,674 You should probably let your dad know at some point. 947 01:06:39,807 --> 01:06:42,239 I don't think he'd be that bothered. 948 01:06:42,372 --> 01:06:46,339 No, I suppose that's ancient history to him. 949 01:06:46,472 --> 01:06:49,406 - He's got fish now. - Does he? 950 01:06:49,539 --> 01:06:53,774 Yeah. Tropical fish, one of them's an endangered species. 951 01:06:53,907 --> 01:06:57,272 Glad to hear he's doing his bit for conservation. 952 01:06:57,406 --> 01:06:59,372 He has somebody who comes and cleans the tank. 953 01:06:59,506 --> 01:07:01,874 - I bet he has. - It's massive. 954 01:07:02,140 --> 01:07:04,239 I bet it is. 955 01:07:19,506 --> 01:07:22,140 Mum, we've run out of milk! 956 01:07:22,205 --> 01:07:25,840 So? 957 01:07:25,974 --> 01:07:28,239 So, do you want me to go and get more? 958 01:07:28,372 --> 01:07:30,574 Yes, please. 959 01:08:05,439 --> 01:08:07,439 So have you guys auditioned a lot of people? 960 01:08:07,574 --> 01:08:09,707 - Nah. - We're taking our time, 961 01:08:09,840 --> 01:08:13,472 - waiting for the right person. - Okay. 962 01:08:13,607 --> 01:08:15,607 Do you know "Gates of Hell" by Death Certificate? 963 01:08:15,740 --> 01:08:17,674 Yeah. 964 01:08:17,807 --> 01:08:22,172 - Okay. Whenever you're ready. - What, just sing it? 965 01:08:22,306 --> 01:08:24,473 Uh, yeah? 966 01:08:24,607 --> 01:08:29,473 - I'll count you in. - Okay, cool. 967 01:08:29,607 --> 01:08:30,607 Okay. 968 01:08:34,172 --> 01:08:35,774 I'm ready. 969 01:08:35,907 --> 01:08:40,974 Okay, boys. One, two, one, two, three, four. 970 01:09:01,607 --> 01:09:05,406 So we discussed it and we made a decision. 971 01:09:11,139 --> 01:09:13,139 You're in, you're in the band. 972 01:09:13,272 --> 01:09:18,372 - Cool. - Welcome, brother. 973 01:09:18,507 --> 01:09:20,874 So all we're missing now is a band name... any ideas? 974 01:09:21,007 --> 01:09:26,440 I dunno, something like, I don't know, what about... 975 01:09:26,574 --> 01:09:29,440 - Skull Slayer? - What? 976 01:09:29,574 --> 01:09:32,407 Skull Slayer, I don't know. 977 01:09:32,540 --> 01:09:36,239 - Skull Slayer. - I don't know. 978 01:09:36,372 --> 01:09:38,306 We need another band meeting to vote. 979 01:09:38,440 --> 01:09:40,407 Shall I wait here again or... 980 01:09:40,540 --> 01:09:42,540 Oh, no, 'cause you're in the band now. 981 01:09:42,674 --> 01:09:46,607 All those in favor of Skull Slayer, raise your hand. 982 01:09:48,574 --> 01:09:50,941 Oh, yes, I wasn't sure if I was supposed to... 983 01:09:51,139 --> 01:09:54,139 Yeah. 984 01:09:54,272 --> 01:09:56,840 Landslide. Skull Slayer it is. 985 01:09:56,974 --> 01:09:58,674 Let's get back to work, boys. 986 01:11:18,607 --> 01:11:21,139 How's it been without your Ronnie? 987 01:11:21,272 --> 01:11:23,307 Oh, you must miss him terribly. 988 01:11:23,440 --> 01:11:27,540 Oh, Riley. Yeah, it's strange, I keep forgetting. 989 01:11:27,674 --> 01:11:30,440 Well, you know, the house is still full of his spirit. 990 01:11:30,574 --> 01:11:33,172 And it will hit me again, the absence. 991 01:11:33,307 --> 01:11:35,540 Oh, Sue. 992 01:11:35,674 --> 01:11:40,940 Shall we begin, if you'd like to hop onto the bed, here? 993 01:11:41,139 --> 01:11:42,973 That's super. 994 01:11:43,139 --> 01:11:45,707 Now, just gonna scan your body to see if there are 995 01:11:45,840 --> 01:11:50,040 any areas that need any special attention. 996 01:11:50,172 --> 01:11:52,373 Okay, Sue? 997 01:12:00,940 --> 01:12:05,040 Am I right? 998 01:12:23,774 --> 01:12:25,940 I'm sorry. 999 01:12:26,139 --> 01:12:28,674 I don't know what's come over me. 1000 01:12:28,807 --> 01:12:30,139 It's okay. 1001 01:12:30,205 --> 01:12:32,774 Let it out. 1002 01:12:36,973 --> 01:12:39,906 I'm so embarrassed. 1003 01:12:40,040 --> 01:12:42,139 It's my birthday this week and for some reason 1004 01:12:42,205 --> 01:12:47,807 that always makes me feel quite... sorry. 1005 01:12:47,940 --> 01:12:50,307 No, I'm sorry. 1006 01:12:50,440 --> 01:12:53,340 I could sense you were channeling some... 1007 01:12:53,473 --> 01:12:58,507 very powerful energies, I've should've warned you. 1008 01:12:58,640 --> 01:13:03,139 But actually, you know what, I feel great. 1009 01:13:03,273 --> 01:13:06,139 I haven't really let go like that since for... 1010 01:13:06,206 --> 01:13:08,740 I can't remember. 1011 01:13:08,873 --> 01:13:11,340 You're welcome. 1012 01:13:11,473 --> 01:13:13,774 Order whatever you'd like. 1013 01:13:13,906 --> 01:13:15,440 I think I'm going to try these balls. 1014 01:13:15,574 --> 01:13:19,873 - What? - The risotto balls. 1015 01:13:20,006 --> 01:13:21,240 Are you having a starter? 1016 01:13:21,373 --> 01:13:23,273 Uh, yeah, garlic bread. 1017 01:13:23,407 --> 01:13:24,873 And what about for your main? 1018 01:13:25,006 --> 01:13:27,139 - Pizza. - Bread and more bread. 1019 01:13:27,240 --> 01:13:28,249 Yeah, what's wrong with that? 1020 01:13:28,273 --> 01:13:31,340 Nothing, nothing at all. 1021 01:13:31,473 --> 01:13:33,273 Do you know what you're having? 1022 01:13:33,407 --> 01:13:35,307 Yes, I'll have the aran-chini. 1023 01:13:35,440 --> 01:13:38,373 - Arancini. - Oh, arancini. 1024 01:13:38,507 --> 01:13:43,640 - Oh, I see, like Puccini. - Uh, yeah. For your main? 1025 01:13:43,774 --> 01:13:47,173 The ribbons of pasta with wild mushrooms in tarragon 1026 01:13:47,307 --> 01:13:49,740 in delicious creamy white sauce. 1027 01:13:49,873 --> 01:13:52,340 Tagliatelle. And for you? 1028 01:13:52,473 --> 01:13:55,273 Garlic bread and Mt. Vesuvius. 1029 01:13:55,407 --> 01:13:59,407 - It's very hot. - I can handle it. 1030 01:13:59,540 --> 01:14:01,440 - And to drink? - Glass of the Riesling, 1031 01:14:01,574 --> 01:14:05,140 please, and Daniel, would you like a beer? 1032 01:14:05,273 --> 01:14:08,873 Yeah, sure, um... 1033 01:14:09,006 --> 01:14:11,707 I'll have the lager. 1034 01:14:11,839 --> 01:14:15,839 Lager? Okay. 1035 01:14:15,973 --> 01:14:18,140 - Lovely, thank you. - Thank you very much. 1036 01:14:22,574 --> 01:14:25,740 - You're in a good mood. - No, I'm not. 1037 01:14:25,873 --> 01:14:29,240 The beer is just because it's a special occasion, okay? 1038 01:14:29,373 --> 01:14:30,940 - You offered it. - I haven't forgotten 1039 01:14:31,140 --> 01:14:34,006 about that night... You know what I'm talking about. 1040 01:14:34,140 --> 01:14:36,300 That was weeks ago, you can't tell me off about it now, 1041 01:14:36,373 --> 01:14:39,540 - that's not how it works. - I'm just saying. 1042 01:14:39,674 --> 01:14:43,407 Never mind. 1043 01:14:43,540 --> 01:14:47,140 - This is nice. - Yeah. 1044 01:14:47,206 --> 01:14:48,982 Makes a change from... well, I was going to say pizza, 1045 01:14:49,006 --> 01:14:50,540 but you're having pizza, 1046 01:14:50,674 --> 01:14:55,206 so it makes it a change from frozen pizza. 1047 01:14:55,340 --> 01:14:57,140 So, are you having a nice birthday? 1048 01:14:57,206 --> 01:15:00,307 Yeah, lovely, thanks. 1049 01:15:00,440 --> 01:15:01,739 Did you have a cake at work? 1050 01:15:01,873 --> 01:15:03,973 Oh, no one knows it's my birthday. 1051 01:15:04,140 --> 01:15:05,806 Why didn't you just say it? 1052 01:15:05,940 --> 01:15:07,973 Well, because you don't, really, at my age, anyway. 1053 01:15:08,140 --> 01:15:10,140 Why not? 1054 01:15:10,240 --> 01:15:12,273 You'll understand when you're older. 1055 01:15:12,407 --> 01:15:14,373 Though it's not really the same for men. 1056 01:15:14,507 --> 01:15:18,140 - I'm not sexist. - It's just how things are. 1057 01:15:22,540 --> 01:15:24,640 So Astrid mentioned Ky's joining a gym. 1058 01:15:24,773 --> 01:15:27,640 - Yeah, he's trying to bulk up. - Gosh. 1059 01:15:31,540 --> 01:15:34,206 Is that something you're interested in? 1060 01:15:34,340 --> 01:15:36,273 Is everything all right? 1061 01:15:36,407 --> 01:15:38,307 Yeah, it's fine, all right. 1062 01:15:38,440 --> 01:15:41,706 - You're all hunched over. - This is how I sit. 1063 01:15:41,839 --> 01:15:43,407 How's your pasta? 1064 01:15:43,540 --> 01:15:44,780 Very nice, would you like a bit? 1065 01:15:47,540 --> 01:15:50,407 - Daniel! - Sorry. 1066 01:15:50,540 --> 01:15:53,640 - It went all over my dinner. - I said I was sorry. 1067 01:15:56,507 --> 01:15:58,140 Probably just as well, anyway. 1068 01:15:58,273 --> 01:16:00,140 Save some room for dessert. 1069 01:16:00,240 --> 01:16:01,473 - Can't we just go now? - Why? 1070 01:16:01,607 --> 01:16:04,540 - I'm full. - Too full for ice cream? 1071 01:16:04,673 --> 01:16:08,307 Well, if you will polish off an entire pizza in two minutes, 1072 01:16:08,440 --> 01:16:10,773 but I would like some dessert on my birthday if you... 1073 01:16:20,773 --> 01:16:25,140 - You okay, mum? - Yes, why wouldn't I be? 1074 01:16:26,340 --> 01:16:28,473 Should we go? 1075 01:16:28,607 --> 01:16:32,140 No, I would like some ice cream. 1076 01:16:32,206 --> 01:16:34,206 Right, and I will too. 1077 01:16:34,340 --> 01:16:37,906 And another glass of wine. 1078 01:16:38,041 --> 01:16:40,739 I mean, you spend far more time marking and doing paperwork 1079 01:16:40,873 --> 01:16:42,713 than you do in the classroom actually teaching. 1080 01:16:42,806 --> 01:16:44,273 It's... 1081 01:16:44,407 --> 01:16:46,673 Oh, hello, Mr. Porter. 1082 01:16:46,806 --> 01:16:48,806 Bit of a favorite haunt, this, is it? 1083 01:16:48,940 --> 01:16:51,473 Hello, there. 1084 01:16:51,607 --> 01:16:54,739 - Sue. - Sue, of course. 1085 01:16:54,873 --> 01:16:59,007 How funny to see you here. This is Nancy. 1086 01:16:59,140 --> 01:17:03,407 Yes, Aaron Baker's mum. I'm Daniel Bagnold's mum. 1087 01:17:09,173 --> 01:17:11,839 Well, I'll leave you two to it. 1088 01:17:11,974 --> 01:17:13,839 Have a lovely evening. 1089 01:17:18,041 --> 01:17:19,273 Is that Aaron Baker's mum? 1090 01:17:19,407 --> 01:17:21,673 - It was indeed. - Gross. 1091 01:17:21,806 --> 01:17:23,407 She could do better. 1092 01:17:23,540 --> 01:17:24,849 Anyway, who needs us, slippery old fish, 1093 01:17:24,873 --> 01:17:26,507 when I have a lovely young man on my arm. 1094 01:17:26,639 --> 01:17:28,573 Mom! Ugh! 1095 01:17:28,706 --> 01:17:32,206 Come on, let's go home and see what's on telly. 1096 01:18:12,273 --> 01:18:14,539 Daniel, if you don't get down here 1097 01:18:14,673 --> 01:18:17,839 and have your toast we'll be late for the wedding! 1098 01:18:17,974 --> 01:18:19,307 Coming! 1099 01:18:27,273 --> 01:18:29,706 I'm wearing a hat. 1100 01:18:29,839 --> 01:18:34,140 - Yeah, I can see that. - And you look smart. 1101 01:18:34,273 --> 01:18:37,140 No, honestly, you look very handsome. 1102 01:18:37,273 --> 01:18:40,974 My little boy's a man. 1103 01:18:41,140 --> 01:18:43,506 Where's this toast? 1104 01:18:50,240 --> 01:18:51,539 You look good in black, mum. 1105 01:18:51,673 --> 01:18:53,974 Yeah, it's meant to be slimming, black. 1106 01:18:54,140 --> 01:18:57,941 You really think it looks okay? 1107 01:18:58,140 --> 01:18:59,739 And you've washed your hair. 1108 01:18:59,874 --> 01:19:03,806 Does it look all... weird and fluffy? 1109 01:19:03,941 --> 01:19:06,874 No, love. 1110 01:19:14,739 --> 01:19:16,840 You're going to eat that chicken? 1111 01:19:16,974 --> 01:19:19,472 No, I don't eat meat. 1112 01:19:19,606 --> 01:19:21,773 You ate the ham it was wrapped in. 1113 01:19:21,907 --> 01:19:25,140 Yeah, I eat ham. 1114 01:19:25,273 --> 01:19:27,739 - Can I have it? - Yeah, sure. 1115 01:19:30,874 --> 01:19:33,706 Uh, so your mum says you're in some band now? 1116 01:19:33,840 --> 01:19:36,273 - Yeah. - Really? What do you play? 1117 01:19:36,407 --> 01:19:39,407 - I'm the front man. - What have you been on? 1118 01:19:39,539 --> 01:19:44,340 We're just signing up, our manager's signing up some gigs. 1119 01:19:44,472 --> 01:19:47,373 - Do you know The Shed? - Yeah, been there loads. 1120 01:19:47,506 --> 01:19:49,307 So actually there. 1121 01:19:49,439 --> 01:19:51,173 Cool, I'll make sure I look out for you. 1122 01:19:51,307 --> 01:19:53,639 - What are you called? - Daniel. 1123 01:19:53,773 --> 01:19:57,907 - Weird name for a band. - Oh... Skull Slayer. 1124 01:19:58,041 --> 01:19:59,773 Nice. 1125 01:20:03,173 --> 01:20:05,106 Um, have you finished with your chicken? 1126 01:20:05,240 --> 01:20:06,840 Knock yourself out. 1127 01:20:23,974 --> 01:20:25,273 Maybe the next one. 1128 01:20:25,406 --> 01:20:27,472 You said that for the last six songs. 1129 01:20:27,606 --> 01:20:30,673 So let's hope the next one's a good one. 1130 01:20:48,273 --> 01:20:50,240 I brought you some cake. 1131 01:20:50,372 --> 01:20:52,941 I shouldn't, really, but... 1132 01:20:53,073 --> 01:20:56,439 I got a piece with lots of icing. 1133 01:20:56,573 --> 01:21:00,073 Would you like a bit? 1134 01:21:00,206 --> 01:21:03,307 Yeah, all right.